Know that feeling..... ?

So its a hot summer day. Some how, it always is. And I HAVE to go to college. Some how, I always do.

So there I am, in college, beating the heat. And how am I doing that? Oh yes! Guzzling down ice cold water. Because that's how you do it- beat the heat !

Add to this some extensive running around and what you get is a nasty cold. Just like that. There it was. A runny nose.

Following the cold, came the feeling....
You know, the feeling when you know that you are gonna sneeze. So you make the weird twisted face in preparation of it. You are like, "Hey Sneeze, how you doing man? So I know that you wanna come with your buddy mucus and some sound effects. I'd appreciate if you'd kinda hurry up so that I dont look retarded with this face I'm making for your welcome." But the sneeze is like, "Do I know you?" And it never comes. Leaving you feeling disappointed and stupid.

That was the feeling I felt around ten times today. There should be a name for it.
eg. sneezedumped (v)- I was sneezedumped ten times today.
                                    or
                                   I am not retarded. I'm just being sneezedumped right now. Look away.